Dad is the only one of his species, and spends many of his years in his office. His is a very unsocial being, however he is very intelligent (in a freakish type of way). This is a rare sighting outdoors, with photo evidence. He makes a strange sound, a bit like Gollum, except it is not "I want the ring" it is "I want the computer". He spends much of his time at work messing about with Fantasy Football. His offspring that he calls "Chump" is also a football fan and on rare occasions he spends time watching it with him. However, his other son (me) is not so much of a football fan and did not go to the 2007 Forest game at home.